and other phrases that become fairly normal to say once you become a parent.
We all know that there are certain things that we vow that as parents we won't do or say that our parents did that we find ourselves doing and saying and then there's this other category of things that we do and say...just the phrases that never would have crossed our minds to have those words in that order let alone those words in the same sentence.
Stop licking the wall is normally yelled during a timeout that is not being taken seriously by child committing the offense though sometimes it must be said because a child has gotten bored and found that his activity annoys parent into giving them attention.
Don't stick your french fries in your straw. If you get your fries stuck in your straw, you can't drink your juice. If you can't drink your juice, then you whine that you are thirsty. If you keep drinking your juice because you are thirsty you won't eat your other food and won't get to have your fries because your other food won't be finished. Preschool answer is to stick you fries in your straw and try to get both the juice and the fries at once.
We don't lick toes! But if the dog licks toes and preschooler is trying to be a puppy...Alexis likes to pretend to be a puppy or a duck or a seal.
Feed the barking Spiders! For those of you that don't know what barking spiders are in our house and what they eat, then it doesn't make sense and for those of you that do, well it's kind of gross, but you know the issue that we are dealing with.
We all know that there are certain things that we vow that as parents we won't do or say that our parents did that we find ourselves doing and saying and then there's this other category of things that we do and say...just the phrases that never would have crossed our minds to have those words in that order let alone those words in the same sentence.
Stop licking the wall is normally yelled during a timeout that is not being taken seriously by child committing the offense though sometimes it must be said because a child has gotten bored and found that his activity annoys parent into giving them attention.
Don't stick your french fries in your straw. If you get your fries stuck in your straw, you can't drink your juice. If you can't drink your juice, then you whine that you are thirsty. If you keep drinking your juice because you are thirsty you won't eat your other food and won't get to have your fries because your other food won't be finished. Preschool answer is to stick you fries in your straw and try to get both the juice and the fries at once.
We don't lick toes! But if the dog licks toes and preschooler is trying to be a puppy...Alexis likes to pretend to be a puppy or a duck or a seal.
Feed the barking Spiders! For those of you that don't know what barking spiders are in our house and what they eat, then it doesn't make sense and for those of you that do, well it's kind of gross, but you know the issue that we are dealing with.
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